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You might as well have some fun with your wedding photos

Written by Gary

Asians & Zombies = WIN/WIN

To all future brides-to-be that dream of a perfect wedding I say this : nothing is ever perfect. Your wedding certainly won’t be and your marriage won’t be either. If you are the type-A sort of perfectionist bitch that manages to pull off a beautiful wedding ceremony and reception without a hitch–you will soon realize the only thing that would have actually made it perfect is if you were happy.  Instead, you spent your time haranguing your bridesmaids about the hues of their shoes and berating the florists over their puny peonies until everyone started taking bets on how far into your marriage you would get before your husband started sleeping on the couch, sleeping in his secretary, and jerking off on your monogrammed towels.

So I say you should have a little fun with your wedding. These Asians did. I’ll explain why after the jump.

Even though I think an attacking Godzilla monster would have been more appropriate there is something romantic about a couple that doesn’t take themselves too seriously. So think about this ladies: Do you want your future husband to marry and uptight prude, or a bad-ass that can kill a zombie with a pooper scooper?

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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