Yeah, Sean, It Hurts.

I’d like to preface this post with the fact that Sean has been a good friend of mine for the past 9 years, and is a 20-something year old with medical school experience. He also is the son of a well-known physician in a major metropolitan area. I feel like this question was a little unusual, to say the least. It hurts to get kicked anywhere, punk.

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

  • theoburke

    What a slut you are, Bryce. Watching the “vajazzled” You Tube video, I feel like I’ve already been all over every tiny mottled bit of skin on your body, kissed it, had intercourse with it, 69-ed it, etc.
    If you’re sharing this much of yourself with all of America, what is left for your s.o? Answer: Nothing! Thanks for letting me have sex with you!
    (Great example for your kid, btw).

  • Btheodore138

    Yeah, the guy above me sounds like a creep…and a little bitter. Bryce, did you kick him in the vagina or something?

  • Bryce

    I shoulda… sounds like an angry lesbian.