What? It’s No Big Deal.

There’s some stuff I’d like to get off my chest.  Things that I think several of my friends have cast judgement on me for, and I just want to announce to the world that it’s all no big deal.

  • eating pizza every day for lunch is no big deal
  • having a mega-crush on a gynecologist is no big deal (right?)
  • having your co-workers make a phallic birthday cake for you is no big deal
  • telling the UPS guy that all the girls that work in the office are butch lezzies because we have  “muscle madness” poster hanging above Ashley’s desk is also no big deal

On the other hand, something that is a very big deal, is IHeartJews.com’s list of Jewish Traditions tha Could be Sexual Euphamisms… as follows:

“10. “Hiding the Afikomen

9. “Taking a Dip in the Mikvah

8. “Seperating your Meat from your Dairy”

7. “Noshing on Hamantaschen

6. “Eating Out In the Sukkah

5. “Planting Your Tu B’Shvat Tree”

4. “Grinding your Gragger

3. “Shaking the Lulav

2. “Kissing the Mezuzah

1. “Blowing the Shofar‘ ”

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber