You know how they say “when you know, you just know?” Well, I’m pretty sure I officially just “know” now. Allen Samuels is my soulmate. That’s all there is to it. He fits all my regular requirements:
- Old
- Wears double breasted suits
- Has an affinity for Newark, New Jersey
- Regional accent
- Has “kids on the low”
- Can rap hella good
- Is down with Jewish culture (note the rabbi at 3:25)
- Has white hair, I don’t have to wait for him to ripen
Enjoy:
special thanks to Margot for bringing this man to my attention <3
