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This Makes Me So Happy

Written by Bryce

If there’s one thing that I can count on at the end of each day to bring a smile to my face, it’s going over the google search terms that resulted in hits on The Luxury Spot.  Today, December 29, we had some real fun ones.  And I’ve been learning valuable lessons from them.

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I appreciate that someone out there just wants to know about Jewish boobs… and this site celebrates boobs of all religions.

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I understand “beauty boobs” and the horrible grammar error in #70 (although as far as I’m concerned you shouldn’t be allowed to masturbate if you can’t even spell the word), but I take issue with #71. “Big Asian Penis”  …were you expecting to get to a porn site? Because seriously, there’s a reason you got to us, instead.  No such site exists, darling. #FAIL

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I don’t even know what to say here, but I like all of these.  There’s nothing more gratifying than knowing that people who need to know about genital massage can look to the website you created.  Honestly, I feel like I’m having a positive impact on people when I see things like this… and it makes all my hard work (reviewing face creams and commenting on bizarre sexual behavior) totally worth it.

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#156, you seem like a big fat liar.  You’re probably gay. #158, mazel tov.

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Jenette Goldstein, who are you? I don’t know, but your rack must be pretty impressive if people are googling your bubbelehs.  In other impressive news, I’m happy to report that the internet as a whole finally recognizes that The Luxury Spot is the #1 destination for information on Jersey Shore sluts, tanning, and general guidette behavior.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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