Kim Kardashian started out as a stylist, so I’m guessing her daughter will, too. North West knows that her BFF Blue Ivy needs zero help in the fashion department, so what baby needs a style overhaul? The Royal Baby, that’s who. Yes, he was just born, but North knows that he already needs a fresh new look. She knows that royals tend to dress stuffy and conservative, unlike her parents – daddy Kanye wears bejeweled masks, and mommy Kim wears maternity crop tops.
She will begin by swapping out the little prince’s traditional suits blah khakis for some blinging jumpsuits and studded high top kicks. Bottles are like the statement necklace of babies. Would Kim go out in Forever 21 jewelry? No. Would Kanye perform in a Forever 21 skirt? No. The same principle applies to bottles of discerning babies. North wouldn’t be caught dead with an off-brand bottle, and she knows neither would a prince, so all bottles must be by Young Versace.
As we saw with bottles, accessories are key to a baby’s status, so North will equip Royal Baby with the hottest designer shoes, hats, and belts. Above we have such garish Kardashian-esque brands as Fendi, Dolce & Gabbana, and Armani. Now the prince can play with Blue Ivy and North without being shunned.
In order to complete the prince’s modern makeover, North will broaden his horizons and teach him that not all babies come from a weirdly similar-looking royal bloodline. In order to achieve this, she’ll lend him one of her favorite works of literature: I Am Mixed, by Garcelle Beauvais.
