The Only Pork I’d Put in My Mouth

I’m not Maura, who writes about Christmas all the time.  I’m Bryce, the Jewish NYC girl that didn’t put pork in her mouth… until I saw my fellow editor, Matt, wearing this sexy swine shirt.

These shirts are amazing, fun, and witty.  Seeing this shirt on Matt just gave me a case of serious Swine Flu, in a good way.

If you’ve got a man in your life, I suggest getting him one of these well-fitted t’s.  I happen to be a really big fan of the “Riff Raff” shirts, because any man with a little chin scruff is sexy, and men with a wild side are even sexier.

Heck, for $29, there’s no reason to keep the riff raff out.

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

  • I want a t shirt.

  • Lana

    I want a Matt in this t shirt.

  • Allison

    Awesome shirts!!

  • Maura

    I love Christmas!

  • Bryce – this post is hysterical.

    Check out the rest of the line of Southern Brand tees at

  • Emily

    Matt makes swine flu look sexyyyyyy

  • Doctor No.

    All southern icon’s are so cool…….and so are Bryces’ lips..on a total unrelated note…..any one seen the Michelle Wie ..Kia soul ad/video..very cool..