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Take Boozy Boobies To The Movies

By • Jul 16th, 2010 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

For your third date with a promising new cutie, you have plans to catch an early movie, dinner and drinks, and then – who knows? You want to impress him badly… so you decide do make a bold move.

You gear up with Baron Bob’s $29.99 wine rack and once comfortably seated, as the movie starts, you offer, in your kinkiest voice, to breast feed him some Châteauneuf du Pape. ;)

*Jul-14 - 00:05*

Promise you’ll get a good giggle out of it and most importantly, that he’ll brag to all his dudes how funny, sexy and daring of a lil’ lady you are!

Guys – am I right?

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