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Strip Down With S Factor

Written by Steph

In this down economy, sometimes you have to get creative to keep your cash flow up (ain’t nothin’ goin’ on but the rent, amiright?) Let S-Factor help refine the skills that pay the bills by teaching you the fine art of …stripping?

You heard me. Studying medicine? Strip your way through school! Lost your job? Settle into a fast-paced and lucrative job full of excitement and lax dress codes. EVERY DAY can be casual Friday! Just imagine it. 

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S Factor, a class combining pilates, yoga, pole dancing, and ballet, promotes the natural S-shape of a woman’s body. Classes are available in major cities like NYC, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago, and Houston (or for the inlanders, there’s a DVD available at the S Factor store). You may be an old dog, but S Factor is determined to teach you new tricks. In other words, spice up your life and move your body like a snake, ma.

And since times are tough, allow us to jump start your new career:

Sign up online using promo code “Luxury” to receive 50% off an intro class!

That brings the price down to $20, ladies. Play your cards right and you’ll make it back in no time.

Join me next week as I recap my experience getting down and dirty with S Factor and the subsequent public strip tease that’s bound to follow.

About the author

Steph

a born-and-bred Brooklyn brunette prone to excessive alliteration. Follow her on Twitter @omgstephlol. Read more here.

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