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Steven Wants To Do Your Mom (Or Not)

Written by Emily

Hey Steven, I totally believe you that your profile got hacked.  Using phrases like “I never knew a woman could look so juicy, ripe, and prime for the picking” doesn’t really sound like something someone that takes pics of their torso with their phone would say.  Actually, it does, but I still believe you.  If you really did get hacked, that’s even better and maybe get on changing that password ASAP.  Oh, and good luck with the restraining order.

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Emily

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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