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So apparently Chanel bags for 50% off aren’t an urban myth?

Written by Bryce

OMG Becky, look at her bag… it is SO big. I like big bags and I cannot lie.

Some things in the universe simply do not make sense. Examples of such include: unicorns not being real, the fact that all the hot men on Earth are gay, why chocolate has to have so many calories, and why the hell Whitney Houston ever stopped making super awesome music. But on a much happier note, apparently Chanel bags can now be had for 50% off (and sometimes much more) if you’re willing to own one that’s been BARELY used. Seriously, I’m stressing the word “barely.” I mean, if you consider a fancy gal like yourself in a Southern mansion sipping sweet tea and letting her extensive collection of untouched Chanels collect dust in a deep walk-in closet, well… sure, “used.”

And if you’re the kind of gal that derives a portion of her daily smile quota from schnazzy logos, ShopBellaBag.com is basically the crack to your addiction. We found this normally-over-$4k lambskin Chanel tote for about half off, and your friends would never know. In fact, knowing about this site is sort of like a secret that tears your soul apart… is it unethical to let your friends pay full price for their bags? Should you secretly hoard the information and be the only “cool girl” in town with several bags your friends have been dying for? It’s hard to say, but that’s probably a question of ethics best left to your spiritual adviser or high school guidance counselor.

Available here, but probably not for long… so check out the other in-stock items.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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