In the event that you’re in regular contact with any Jews at all, you’ll find this video particularly endearing. Because there are certain facts of life that everyone needs to know:
- Toasted bagels are in fact, still kosher (assuming they’re baconless)
- Moesha, sadly, is not a Jew.
- If you have curly hair, there’s a chance you have some Jew in you.
- If your man has chest hair, he’s probably also circumcised. If not, he’s just a bad Jew.
- Black people and Jews are kindred spirits. Why? They both wear wigs.
- I, Bryce Gruber, am obviously Jewish.
Enjoy, and shalom.