This is the way to a Russian man’s heart.
Like I mentioned once before, worldliness comes from speaking many tongues. Here’s your Russian thought of the day… please pass this on to all the Russians you care about.
Tvayi valastiye yaytsa takiye nezhniye shto ya hachu obtirat ih s mayom litzom = The fur on your balls is so soft I want to rub my face against it.
Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
