5 Pre-Teen Emo Selfies That Remind Me of Rihanna for Balmain

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Rihanna is now the new face of Balmain. Are we surprised? No. If you follow their creative director on Instgram (you should), you’ll quickly learn that he has a love affair with Rihanna. Who doesn’t? She’s a bad bitch. She handles her life better than most and doesn’t care what the haters say. While the quick comparison shows that it’s basically the Balenciaga Fall 2011 campaign — seriously, it’s the same thing. To the trained MySpace eye, it’s really just pitctures of pre-teen emo kids with MySpace photo angles. I found a few that really take the cake.

Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.