Rant of the Week: The Ultimate Cat Sweater is Coming Back Into Style

When I first saw this sweatshirt, I thought: “What in the name of Kimmie Gibler 90’s fashion is this printed monstrosity?” Then I remembered the who shot the couch printed dresses of Anna Wintour, Beyonce, and Kim Kardashian at the 2013 MET Gala and I realized something: crazy prints are coming back into style. It is only a matter of time before everyone is wearing kitten-prints and dresses covered in wolves, howling at a full moon.

ultimate cat sweater

My initial reaction is was nausea and the Parkinson’s shakes. Then I realized that someone had to go out of their way to create such ugly prints. Somewhere out there, an artist is smoking weed in his Brooklyn loft, screen-printing these poor animals, and creating this fashion. When you look at it that way, its kind of cool. So I guess what I am saying is that if cat sweaters and hideous prints are coming back into style, I might just pick one up myself. God bless Stephanie Tanner, who was a pioneer of horrible 90’s fashion for paving the way for all the hipsters of today.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story. --Instagram: @garyadrianrandall --Twitter: @gadrianrandall

  • CRAZY CAT LADY!

    HOW DO I GET THIS SWEATER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • anon

      I also need this!