If you want to know anything about me, it’s that I love J.D. Salinger. Like love love. Love, love, love, love, love. I have a first edition of Catcher in the Rye that was owned by my dad and have about 2 other copies that I read at least twice a year. I mean, it’s a great book. I’m not going to go all “Mark David Chapman” or anything, but I get why he liked it. My birthday is in November and you would be my personal hero getting this for me. It would be a dream come true to use his toilet whilst reading Franny and Zooey.
Anyway, my friend (who called me the day Salinger died to make sure I was ok) sent me this link to ebay to buy Salinger’s personal cammode from his home in Cornish, New Hampshire. The new owners removed it and now it can be yours for only ONE MILLION DOLLARS; said in my best Dr. Evil voice.
