Murray Hell, OMG.

I moved to Murray Hell, I mean Murray Hill, about 5 years ago… long ago.  When I was blissfully unaware that the neighborhood was the shittiest JAP clusterfuck on the planet.  I, of course, can get away with saying that because I’m a proud Jew.  So, if you’re someone that grew up in a jappy suburb or major city, went to a summer camp, did the birthright thang, or even just associate with a lot of 20-something Jews… Happy Passover, this one’s for you!

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

  • Danielle

    ahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Lisa

    OMG.. LOL

  • The Kid

    The Editor is Nice.

  • LOL, best part is the “bagels scooped out” sign! Hysterical.

  • Sara Neuman

    This is just brilliant!!! I had to watch it twice lol

  • _Mish_

    GUILTY AS CHARGED. Lived there from 2000 – 2003. It’s all true.

  • Emily

    I enjoy that you tagged “scooped out bagels.” GENIIUUUSSSSS

  • Wow, this is very useful.. Thanks for sharing this and hoping I could implement it too.