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Tiny Denim Hotpants for Men

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Written by Gary

Men’s denim hotpants.

These new denim hotpantsΒ for men are too short to be legal. We don’t actually know the laws, but we assume.

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As a gay man that celebrates every Halloween by dressing up like a total lady-of-ill-repute, I can get behind the idea of guys wearing next to nothing, and still being sexy. These new denim shorts straight out of (you guessed it), Japan, definitely tow the line between sexy fashion, and complete obscenity.

Available on the Japanese website Wakudoki, the denim hotpants come in both white or blue denim, and cost around 27 bucks a pair. I imagine there will probably be some related medical bills from having your balls pushed up inside your body for extended amounts of time, but that’s just the price of style, isn’t it?

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But seriously, I have seen some tiny penises in my day but even if you have a tiny penis, and tiny balls, a few steps into wearing these bad boys will probably leave you totally exposed to the world. I can only imagine that whoever buys these things probably wants the world to see both their twigs and their berries. In that case, I say more power to you, but I wonder why exactly you even need these little denim hotpants when women’s bathing suit thong bottoms exist. Like honestly, just grab a pair of your sister’s Ocean Pacific beach bottoms with that cutesy rainbow hula print and carry on. Life is short.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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1 Comment

  • why is one gay when he wears that?it just means he loves freeing his legs and feeling the breeze,nothing to do with sexual orientation.

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