When choosing a husband, there are certain things that we must consider. Nobody wants a husband that has a drug problem, blacks your eyes on occasion, or sleeps with your 19-year-old neighbor. There are smaller problems that will arise with any marriage, however. For the life’s smaller issues and following reasons, you should choose a man with a big penis:
Does your husband hate spooning? I bet his dick doesn’t. No body pillows necessary.
When you run out of tampons, you always have a backup. A wine cork-sized cock probably won’t do the job.
Should you ever find your house being burgled, he won’t need a baseball bat.
Goodbye overflowing toilets! He can take a break from plunging your lady-bits and plunge the toilet once in a while.
If you get stranded on the side of the road and he doesn’t know how to change a tire, you will have no problem hailing down a passing car. Nobody would stop for a thumb-sized weiner.
Have several children but no back yard? No problem! Hang a tire swing from his dick. He always said he wanted to try swinging, anyway.[ via ]