One thing I definitely don’t miss about living in the city is mass transportation. You get the stinkiest of the stank, the two ladies on the 11pm train home talking so loud, and the tuna sandwich eaters. While all these suck, the worst are the nail clippers. I don’t know what part of you makes you think “you know what, I can’t wait the 5-25 minutes to get home, I need to do this RIGHT FREAKING NOW.”Â Ugh, I hate you.
Don’t you notice the eyes of everyone on the train staring you down in disgust? The old woman that you hit in the eye with your giant big toe nail?! I hate you. You’re gross.