Life Advice From An Intern Part XIX
Clean your apartment.
A Diptyque candle makes your home a happier place.
Cold showers. It’s the new thing.
Is it just me, or does everyone I know (including myself) go to therapy on Tuesdays?
Also, while we are on the subject of therapists, will someone explain why all the therapists in the world go on vacation in August? I have feeling there’s this huge cruise ship and hundreds of thousands of therapists go on this August vacation and they just freak the f**k out and over analyze eachother and throw the one’s with the Freudian psychosis brains into the Atlantic Ocean.
If you ever feel guilty after a night of heavily drinking or perhaps a pill pop, just remember one thing: Keith Richards is still alive.
Mono is MORE fun than it seems.
GUYS: Simple things, holding the door open, letting girls out of the elevator first, paying for coffee, all that bullshit, is greatly appreciated I swear. And it takes like no effort whatsoever.
GIRLS: Giving head, cooking breakfast, surprising your boyfriend with coffee, all that bullshit, is greatly appreciated I swear. And it takes – wait it actually kind of takes a lot of effort.
“As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.” Audrey Hepburn