Phew, thank goodness! Finally the weather has gone from overcast and chilly in NYC to brisk with a chance of orgasm.
November 4th is scheduled to be National Sex Toy Day, which apparently is all about having better sex and understanding your body. Or not getting diseases. Or pregnant. Depending on how you look at it. Perhaps most importantly, though, it’s about FREE VIBRATORS. MyPleasure.com is giving away 1,000 of them.
Some people I think could use some free vibrator action:
1. Vivianne. She appreciates orgasms in all forms.
2. Amber Rose. Because I don’t like the idea of touching Kanye’s penis.
3. Danielle Staub and her sidekick. Bleh.
Details and all the info at www.sextoyday.com.
