I Have No Words

But maybe you do!? I saw this and I thought “oh dear God, I literally have nothing to say about this.” If you know me, or at least the crazy stuff I write about, you know how rare this is. This is where you guys come in. I want you to think of a caption! I know I have tons of funny followers on Twitter, but lets see what you come up with. If this goes well, I’ll be doing more for prizes instead of just bragging rights on Twitter for now.

Leave your caption below! Enter as many as you want, and if you are on Twitter, make sure you leave your name so I can shout you out as the winner. Good luck!

a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."