How To Breed An Olympian: Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattles

Isn’t it about time you got your toddler in shape? Obviously the parents of the US women’s gymnastics team knew that buffing up their babes was as important as hitting the jungle gym after preschool if they wanted to breed little Olympians. And breed gold medalists they sure did. So what are you waiting for? Start trimming the baby fat ASAP and make sure little Jordyn does her sets of 10 while you sweat it out on the treadmill. Hey, someone’s got to be the breadwinner in this family someday, don’t they?

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle, $7.99

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