Passive Aggressive Poop Notes
Dear Emily,
I think the Hilton housekeeping staff appreciate the clarification that you left this morning regarding the apparent poop stain on the duvet cover.
You’re a class act.
Love,
Bryce
ps, the rest of Emily’s crazy adventures are chronicled on her twitter.
Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber
okay sure if you say so
can you please keep the verifications of quoted text short & sweet 🙂