I think it goes without saying that if you’re gonna date a guy, he better have fresh breath. And if he’s making it far enough to kiss you with his fresh and delish breath, he had best be able to get a solid and long-lasting erection. No excuses.
Thank you, kind and brilliant creators of Sexlets chewing gum. Although I’m not currently seeing anyone, chances are when I decide to take a man seriously enough to have sex, he’ll be old and need some erection gum. Like men carry a condom in their wallets, I’m going to start carrying Sexlets in my bag just in case I run into the old man of my dreams (after a garlicky meal).
Its full of a proprietary blend of “natural male stimulating ingredients” that will help make even the limpest dick more appealing.
SexletsGum.com, kids.
omfg bryce.
wow this is new wonder whats next
You are the funniest! What else have I missed since I came to LS so late?