Five Things You Shouldn’t Admit You Have Done With Your Baby

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I had a dog once, and she was a total bad-ass. This leads me to believe that if I ever have a baby, he or she will be pretty awesome too. I want to be one of those cool moms, like the one from Mean Girls who wear bitchin velour jump-suits and let their kids drink in the house.

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You have given your kid prison tattoos

Anyone who has ever been around a kid knows that they can be an endless form of entertainment, especially if you aren’t afraid of a little mess. Who here can say they have never given their baby a full face of makeup? Who can say their baby has never worn a wig? Bryce Gruber, I am talking to you. In honor of finding inappropriate ways to entertain yourself, here are five things you shouldn’t admit you have done with your baby.

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By Gary
Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story. --Instagram: @garyadrianrandall --Twitter: @gadrianrandall