Fifty Shades of Grey: Would You Let This Man Pull Out Your Pubes?

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In case you have been living under a pop culture rock, Fifty Shades of Grey, or as some people call it, the most egregiously successful lady-porn ever produced, is being made into a movie. Since the book series is basically like Twilight for people who have already lost their virginity, the mega-fans have had a lot to say in the casting process, and even went so far as to publicly internet-shame Charlie Hunnam (the original choice for the male lead, who by the way, is a billionaire BDSM-fiend) into turning down the role.

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Jamie Dornan, a former underwear model has now been tapped to play Christian Trevelyan Grey (yes, that is his actual middle name according to the FSOG wiki) opposite Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele. I never imagined I would type a sentence like that, and I am sure VC Andrews just rolled over in her grave. One thing is for sure though; whether or not the movie is as horrible as the hair/makeup person on the Twilight movies, these actors are about to bust out of obscurity like Katy Perry’s boobs at a John Mayer concert. To answer your question, yes, Jamie Dornan could pull out my pubes if he wanted.

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He would need these glasses to see them though. I keep my not-so-secret garden perfectly manscaped.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story. --Instagram: @garyadrianrandall --Twitter: @gadrianrandall