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Would You Rather: Nausea or Good Sex?

Written by corey

Men of a certain caliber are able to pop one little boy blue and instantly get their gears going. We hoped the same would be available for women who were hoping for a better sexual experience. Unfortunately, you’ll have to hop your man finally figured out what goes where.

The drug was meant to enhance your sexual desires. You know what I’m talking about. Those days where he really wants to and you have a “headache.” I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to have sex with my man, but that’s mostly because I don’t have a man. The FDA has refused to pass the drug, making it harder to find a female equivalent to Viagra. Here’s the kicker: with the drug, the pros did not outweigh the side effects. Basically the FDA is saying that this little pink pill will get you sick but the sex won’t be good enough to make you not care.

The hardest part about making this pill perfect is the composition. While most of men’s issues in the sack are physical (read: performance anxiety), a woman has more psychological barriers that make it harder to climb into bed. Maybe if men didn’t just throw ladies on their backs and expect things to just work out, we wouldn’t need all of this bullshit. Personally, I like to be wined and dined before we climb into the sack. Whether you’re taking me to Per Se or to Chipotle, if the conversation is good and I feel there’s chemistry, you’ll most likely get lucky.

Is it too much to ask for a little TLC before we have S-E-X?

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corey

Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.

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