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Facebook Breakup Notifier (phew!)

Written by Bryce

Taking the term “facebook stalker” to a whole new level.

So let’s say you’re on facebook like, um, all day. And let’s say that out of your 894 friends you have crushes on at least 9 of them. Well, darling, I’ve got good news. There’s a new app that will notify you when your crushes exit their current relationships so you know when to make your move (read: change your profile picture to your sluttiest Halloween picture ever).

All you do is log into your facebook account, select the friends you’d totally want to make out with, and leave it up to the app to make your life more interesting. Brilliant.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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