Matchmaking is a hobby I’ve been meaning to take up. Who doesn’t want to interject their opinions when it comes to a stranger’s interpersonal relationships? So when I saw this Craig’s List post from Steve, I took it upon myself to help.
Steve is 25, going on 26, and I can’t help but feel I have the perfect platonic Asian soul mate for him: The Luxury Spot’s lovely intern Rie. She only drinks Chambord, she’s known to give a verbal lashing when intoxicated, and not once have I seen the girl run anywhere. Plus, most of her female friends (cough cough–co-workers) are bonafide single ladies. Sup now, Steve?
Steve + Rie = Good Times For All
Of course, if you think you’d be a better fit, feel free to e-mail Steve through his ad.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…………………..
Attention all small Asian girls :: Feel free to email Jared your resume as well.
Asians are my favorite minority.