My friend Katie is the jam. She’s from Vermont, she dances with you til the sun comes up all the while looking smokin’, she craves cake 24/7 and eats uncrustables by the dozen, she coordinates ‘Ashley, you’re getting too drunk, stop slugging Jack Daniels” signals with me, and she bargain shops like a muh-fucka. Fo realz. She went bathing suit shopping for our Memorial Day weekend in the Hamptons, and naturally she went allll out before our excursion on that Long ass Island, and stocked up on bathing suits, sun-dresses, shades & shorts. I saw her collection of fun-time buys that she emptied out of her bags onto her bed and could have swam through the pile of sheer style. PURE genius.
Ash:Â “Dude, that must have cost you a bajillion dollars. In any case, can I borrow those corduroy shorts for when we guido grind tonight?? I need something dark incase they happen to grind self-tanner onto my ass.”
VT: “Girl, Target. I spent nothing. In other news…I know my body…I don’t wear corduroy. I just bought them cause they were $2.99 on the sale rack. I need money to do jaga-bombs with guidos later”
Katie Scoping Guidos
TARGET!? I’ve heard of people finding one or two random cute tanks while perusing the clothing section on their way to pick up some toothpaste…but a WHOLE summer’s worth of clothing? For that cheap? Believe it. Katie is living proof that Target clothing is the best around.
So this is a plea for all of you to:Â Click here to get FREEE ( yea, FREE!) Shipping at Target.com with a purchase over $50 and style yourself with money left over for a some hair gel & a jaga-bomb.
Here are some of Katie’s finds… all recession, summertime and guido-grinding friendly.
Xhilaration Purple Surfrider $12.99
Xhilaration Romber $19.99
Mossimo Hurache Sandals $19.99
Merona Print Handbag $10
Get Shoppin’!
