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Introducing Dark Chocolate Spray Tans

dark chocolate spray tan
Written by Gary

Dark chocolate spray tans.

Dark chocolate spray tans make it possible to look black without the commitment.

dark chocolate spray tan

‘Dark chocolate spray tans’ are a thing, and they’re about the most ridiculous thing we’ve seen since cornrows became ‘boxer braids’ to the beauty-loving masses.  While the majority of spray tans leave you looking like a burnt carrot, they’re sort of a good thing for a hearty portion of American’s sun-loving population — because skin cancer, no matter how you cut it, is a terrible thing to face (forget about all the other effects of sun damage like wrinkling and melasma).

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Emma Patissier has created one such advancement with the ‘dark chocolate spray tan’ because even if it’s the most obnoxiously non-PC name in the world, it’s the kind of thing you need to know more about, much in the same way you’re emotionally obligated to look at a car accident on the side of the road. Most spray tans aim for a sun-kissed look, but this Swedish brand offers color options like Coconut, Violet Onyx, Dark Ash Onyx, Caramel, Dark Chocolate, and Extreme, so that even people who are ghost-white can get as dark as they want. Read: this is the spray tan version of reverse Michael Jackson-ing.

I have never personally used a spray tan since I was blessed with naturally brown skin, but I can imagine Rachel Dolezal and is probably jumping for joy right now and wondering why she hadn’t found this stuff a few years prior to her big reveal as a white girl.

dark chocolate spray tan

So here’s what we need to know:

  1. Would you use ‘dark chocolate spray tans’ to achieve your desired non-ghostly color?
  2. Do you think this is possibly offensive to a wide spectrum of races, or is it honoring thy neighbor?

Weigh in below.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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