Over the weekend I had updated my facebook status to say quite simply that although the new healthcare bill is somewhat beyond me, I do appreciate that the orangey natives inhabiting Lawn Guyland will essentially be padding the bill for our nation’s new healthcare plan. How’s that? Thank you, new tax on fake baking!
Obviously D.C. agrees with me on at least one thing: there should be some kind of penalty for looking like a cast member of MTV’s Jersey Shore, or regular resident of Dix Hills, Massapequa, or Roslyn. If you even know where those towns are, there’s a chance you’re going to be taxed the 10% that Capitol Hill thinks is appropriate.
The good news? D.C. axed the tax on plastic surgery (whew, I can still afford the ass augmentation surgery I’ve been craving). And the cast of The Real Housewives of Orange County can still keep their tits in the air event though their losing their homes.
Finally, all is right with the world.
So all of NJ and LI will foot the bill for this 1000 page unread bill? Now if Pelosi pays a huge tax on all her cosmetic work we, then maybe we won’t be saddlimg the next 5 generations with un-payable debt.
sorry for the typos – no edit button