Awkward Spotting: Cookie Jar Covered in Boobs

cookie jar breastsHave you ever stood in your kitchen and thought: “This kitchen could really use a cookie jar covered in tits.”? I know I have. Luckily, some strange artist (Jonathan Adler) out there decided to make the fantasies of every young boy come true, and create this multi-breasted cookie jar. Not only will this cookie jar desensitize your children to the naked human body, but it will also sub-consciously remind them of milk, so every time they grab for a cookie they won’t forget that they also need calcium. Do you think a cookie jar covered in knockers is inappropriate? Well, let me ask you this: Was it inappropriate when you let your baby munch on your nipples in the cafe section of a grocery store all those years ago? Everybody has boobs, and if we are being completely honest with ourselves, everyone loves celebrating boobs. I truly believe this should extend over into our decor, and our every-day lives.

PS, if you love the boobie-covered cookie jar, there is also a vase version for your favorite florals.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story. --Instagram: @garyadrianrandall --Twitter: @gadrianrandall