I once tried to convince a guy in Vegas that I was actually a mermaid. I swam with my legs fused together and my friends created this elaborate, dramatic story that legit had the dude convinced by the end of it all that I was in fact born in the Pacific Ocean. Gah, what a dumbass. Anyway, I love this dress. And even though I’m not a mermaid, I still want it. You probably do too. Cause darling it’s better down where it’s wetter, take it from meeeee.
Wildfox Couture “I’m Really A Mermaid” Arizona Dress, $84.00
