Jamaican dick is a Caribbean delicacy.
Let me start by saying that I have never actually slept with a Jamaican man. Of all the colors of the gay rainbow, I don’t think I’ve ever even met a gay Jamaican man. That being said I have plenty of girlfriends who tell me plenty of stories, so I still have a basis for my Jamaican dick knowledge. Also, I am a huge fan of trying everything once, and that definitely includes Jamaican dick. Jamaican jerk is so delicious! If you are on the fence about Jamaican men, here are 15 reasons why you should hop off the fence, and onto a Jamaican dick, tout suite.
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Jamaican penis is typically mixed. With ethnic origins from Africa, East India, China, Syria, Lebanon, and Europe (file under: huge white dick), any babies you make with a Jamaican dick are likely to be gorgeous. I’ve already coved how great Indian penis is, so you know Jamaican packages are only mixed with the best.
Jamaican dicks are more laid back than their land-locked counterparts because they live in the Caribbean. This means if you want to lay around all day in a hammock giving hand jobs, a Jamaican dick will be more than happy to oblige.
Most Jamaican dicks are uncut, which can be a thrill ride for you. If you’re the type of girl who likes that sort of thing (and if you aren’t, you should consider some experimentation). Add Jamaicans to the list of uncut guys, like Mexican penis and several varieties of Euro-peen.
In Jamaican culture, cleanliness is next to godliness. So if you are worried about funky crotch smells (as you should be with any heterosexual male), you don’t have to worry about that with a Jamaican dick.
Jamaica has one of the highest murder rates in the world. Chances are a Jamaican dick will be able to protect you, should you encounter any trouble on your worldly travels.
Jamaicans are well known for their delicious, spicy food. This is great because dating a Jamaican dick will most likely offer all kinds of opportunities to sample exotic cuisines, unless of course, you suffer from IBS. If you do, I would steer clear of Jamaican dicks, for several reasons.
Jamaican culture is very musical, with a strong background in reggae music. This means your Jamaican dick will most likely be attached to a man who knows how to move his hips, and consequently, displace yours.
Jamaican men are notoriously hard workers. This translates to the bedroom, if you know what I mean (multiple jobs and multiple orgasms).
Jamaican men respect their mothers. If you end up hitched to a Jamaican dick, make sure you show proper respect too. He will in turn, respect your mom, which is a super important trait in any man.
Jamaican men are pretty well known for being dominant lovers. This comes from the culture of trying to be the best at everything they do, including smashing. So if you like to take a submissive role in the boudoir, a Jamaican dick will not disappoint.
Jamaican accents are totes sexy. A Jamaican man will be much more likely to charm the pants off your parents than any run-of-the-mill American.
Jamaicans are pretty much known for their athletic abilities, just turn on any Olympic games ever, if you don’t believe me. This means that Jamaican dicks normally come with extremely toned bodies. True story, their dicks probably have more muscles than normal, too.
Jamaican dicks are known to get around. I don’t know whether this stereotype is true or not, but if it is, and you’re the type of girl that just wants a fling, jump on a Jamaican dick today! Then when you get bored, send him back to his family.
Jamaicans are becoming much more tolerant of the LGBT community, slowly. You don’t necessarily have to worry about your Jamaican dick hating on your gay bestie.
Jamaican dicks are historically huge. In a survey of 116 countries, Jamaica came in a 11, with an average size of 6.417 inches, which is impressive no matter how you suck it.
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