Your Coffee Horoscope

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Written by emilyc

I recently happened upon an analysis of what your coffee says about your personality. If you are what you eat, are you also what you drink? It’s like a coffee horoscope – who needs the stars when you have Starbucks? So I guess baristas are like fortune tellers? I don’t know. Whatever.  Read on to see if this analysis gets it right.

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Espresso: You’re friendly and adaptive. You truly like the taste of coffee.

Double Espresso: You’re practical and hard-working. One shot just doesn’t cut it.

Mocha: You’re fun-loving and creative. You hate the taste of coffee, but need the caffeine, so you improvise because you’re creative.

Latte: You’re reflective, yet indecisive. Lattes are a safe pick for you.

Cappuccino: You’re warm hearted, but oblivious at times. Don’t forget to wipe the foam off your lip.

Macchiato: You’re traditional and reserved and don’t have time for the foam layer.

Iced Coffee: You’re assertive and outspoken. You don’t let seasons dictate your life.

Americano: You’re calm and conscientious. You enjoy the simple things in life, such as espresso + water.

Frappuccino: You’re happy and energetic. You say you love coffee, but you really just love ice cream.


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Emily is a New Yorker trapped in a Floridian's body and loves every minute of her big city life. With a major in international business and years of being surrounded by ill-fitting suits and all the wrong shoes, she learned that the importance of fashion needs to be communicated to the world. To her, fashion is on the same level as charity work and feeding hungry children. Emily can be found frolicking the streets of her gayborhood enjoying the off-color humor of the gays.

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