It’s not every day you come by such a sexy looking vegetable, but here I am to help you out. It’s the great penis shaped potato, Charlie Brown! Red bliss indeed. I’m not sure what was in the soil to produce such a phallic potato, but my guess it was just a nice warm, moist bed of soil.
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a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."