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You Have the Right to Bear Arms in Style

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Written by Gary

I am not saying that I condone gun use, but if I had a firearm it would be encrusted with Swarovski crystals and glitter, with the word Bitch-Tits picked out in conflict diamonds along the muzzle. Yes, it’s safe to say that designer guns have become a thing. Let the inner redneck inside all of us rejoice.

designer guns

Have you ever listened to one of those stressed-out Manhattan fashion girls as they wait in line at Starbs for a double mocha machiatto expresso with light foam and cinnamon dust for a bitch-boss that they loathe? Even Bethenny Frankel’s assistant isn’t as stressed. I am kind of scared of girls that work in fashion, because they know that they are expendable, and always one wrong coffee order away from being canned, snapping, and lighting up a fashion showroom with a few rounds from an assault rifle rather than heading back to Ohio with their stylishly coiffed head hung in shame. I am absolutely not trying to make light of gun-related tragedies, but I will say that it’s a tragedy nobody has thought to create designer guns before.

Big haired Texan label-whores must be jumping for joy right now.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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