Wool on My Crotch? Yes, Please.

Written by Bryce

If you’re in the northeast today, you know that the crisp Fall air is already starting to creep in.  It’s officially time to start thinking about cute brisk-weather ensembles, and what better way to start than what’s undernearth!  There’s nothing like a frostbite-free tush, which is why I’m ecsatic about Icebreaker’s merino wool thongs.  Now, I know what you’re thinking… you’re thinking I’m nuts to have wool riding up against my asscrack.  But this wool is so refined and smooth that it feels more like a super-luxe cotton.

I’m partial to Icebreaker’s black thong, but it should come as no surprise to you that I like to spend chilly days just lounging in my merino wool hotpants… They’re priceless.  For $29.99 you can honestly look people in the eye and tell them you spent an entire Sunday afternoon lounging in woolen hotpants.  The best part is that each Icebreaker item comes with a Baacode.  Yes, that’s spelled correctly.  Baa, as in sheep.  You can actually trace where the wool in your panties came from.  Mine happens to come from Irishman Creek Station.  Check out my underpants here!


And on those fabu days that I just lounge around with Sheep riding against my crotch, I pair the hotpants with a cute wifebeater from Jockey.  They’re perfect, and I just bought them in every color.  Sleep in them, lounge in them, layer them under tees, sweaters, etc.  At 2 for $20, there’s no reason not to own at least 10!


About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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