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This Mustache Wax Makes Whiskey Taste Better

mustache wax
Written by Gary

You can now enhance the taste of your whiskey with mustache wax.

mustache wax

Damn you, Johnnie Walker, you have done it again. Lesbians and lumbersexuals everywhere are rejoicing because popular whiskey brand Johnnie Walker has launched a mustache wax that makes whiskey downright palatable. The 100% natural beeswax comes in three flavors- Piperine Pepper, Citrus Essence, and Ginger Root, and are designed to compliment the Johnnie Walker flavor.

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This product line is clearly in response to the flood of handlebar mustaches cycling around the hippest neighborhoods in hipsterville, and you can buy the entire set of wax pots for about $30.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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