What is this cute animal and where can I get one?

Written by Bryce

When people ask if I have pets, I typically respond, “I love animals but I have 2 children, so that’s enough.” This animal, however, is making my ovaries churn with happiness, delight, and I’m not totally sure… but I think I’d be willing to breastfeed this thing if I had to. So, dear readers, who can tell me what this mega cute animal is and where I can get one?

Obviously I have no intention of breastfeeding any animals. If you believed I would, I’ve got a bridge (and some breastmilk) I’d like to sell you.

< Photo submitted by reader “Jamie N.” >


About the author


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


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