How to Turn Your Dog Into a Werewolf

werewolf muzzle
Written by Gary

This muzzle turns your friendly dog into a fierce werewolf.

werewolf muzzle

I used to have a dog. She was about a foot long from head to tail, and went with me everywhere. I used to put her in my backpack with her head sticking out for long subway rides, even though at the mere scent of another dog she turned into a ferocious zombie Doberman from Resident Evil. Even though she had balls bigger than mine, her size was a detriment and she was pretty easygoing, which is great except for when I needed protection.

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So what to do if you are in need of a guard dog and your pooch is more bark than bite? This Russian-designed muzzle costs about 30 bucks, and permits your dog to open its mouth slightly so it can pant. This muzzle will give your dog the appearance of being a werewolf and scare off any random black cats that cross your path.

Finally, I can say I like something that came out of Russia (besides vodka, obviously).

werewolf muzzle

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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