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Trick Or Treat? Zombi Art Dildo

Written by Vivianne

Dildo makers Necronomicox created the Zombi Art Dildo for total nerds who would rather spend some sexy time home alone on Halloween night and skip the crazy, obnoxious crowd of wasted chicks strutting with slutty outfits all over town. Priced at $245, this macabre toy is no less than 7 inches long and and 1.5 inches wide; it features clit stimulating arteries and a textured rotting head. Hmmm k? Feeling horny now?

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Vivianne

Bryce's future stay-at-home wife, but for now a prolific lifestyle writer, artist rep and full-time hustler. Loves happy hour sushi, elephants, caffeine, hiking canyons, extra dirty martinis, nerds, chocolate chip cookies, artichokes (cause they have a heart), photography, designer dresses, collecting fragrances and taking care of business.

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