If any of you read anything I write, you know that I am obsessed with pools. Maybe I secretly want to back in my mom’s womb. Maybe I just like people to look at my tits. I know for a fact it isn’t that I am any good at swimming. Regardless I have found for you, the world’s largest pool. Located at the San Alfonso del Mar resort in Algarrobo, Chile, The Crystal Lagoon is more than half a mile long and holds 66 million gallons of water.
I need to be inside it. That’s all I’m saying.[ via ]