There are a great many reasons I want to visit Ireland, the most important of which is my intense love for pasty European men. The second most important reason is this castle-house-island in Dublin. It looks like it was ripped straight from the pages of a fairy tale book, making it the perfect place for me to live out my fantasies of world domination and sex slavery. Also, it would be really hard for people to drop by unannounced.
One must wonder what the wifi situation is, though.[ via ]