I have a couple answers for you.
1) If we aren’t holding your hand, it’s because we don’t want to. No time limit buddy, Jessica just isn’t feeling it. Either do it or wait for her to do it. Somethings are just better off not discussed.
2) Girls don’t like to be smothered. We as a messed up rule tend to go for the jerks, the assholes if you will. While we do enjoy trying to politely “fix,” our as men say “change” certain idiosyncrasies, sometimes too much is too much. If you want to say “Honey,” just do it.
3) If you think you are rushing, you are. *
4) It’s a letter to your girlfriend, not a job application which is good for you because I doubt you would have even got an interview. I mean really. Signing it at the bottom? Stop with that.
I really hope this helps as this letter is the epitome of what not to do. Good luck with your next one and just use Jessica for practice.
*As a rule, telling your girlfriend that the other girls you asked out first said “no way, are you stupid?” is probably not the best thing. Also, don’t tell a girl you are inexperienced and you need to be told what to do and what not to do. No one wants to be responsible for micromanaging their boyfriends! Well, not me anyway.