The Get-Crunk-Like-It’s-Your-Birthday List

Written by Alyssa

My best friend Kelli T. (the blonde babe above) turns 21 on Friday. We are having a typical college blowout (kegs, ginbuckets, drunken debauchery) and I have decided to compile the ultimate playlist to drink yourself into oblivion and dance the night away to!

1. Juicy, Notorious B.I.G.Greatest Hits - Juicy

Because we drink champagne when we thirstay

2. I Love College, Asher Roth Asher Roth - Asleep In the Bread Aisle - I Love College

Because he’s cute, and well, we love college

3. Electric Feel, MGMT MGMT - Oracular Spectacular - Electric Feel

Nice to jam to while waiting in line for the keg

4. Let’s Get F*cked Up, Start Trouble Start Trouble - Every Solution Has Its Problem - Let's Get Fucked Up

Need I explain?

5. Blame It, Jamie Foxx Jamie Foxx - Intuition - Blame It

Feelin’ on yo butt, what?

6. Daylight, Matt & Kim Matt & Kim - Grand - Daylight

This song is so god damn catchy and Miss Kelli loves it

7. Born to Run, Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run - Born to Run

Because the Boss is a must at every party

8. Fireman, Lil’ Wayne Lil Wayne - Tha Carter II - Fireman

I would love to get crunk with Lil’ Wayne. I’d even supply some codeine

9. Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough, Michael Jackson Michael Jackson - The Essential Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Don’t stop ’til you can’t stand up anymore

10. Livin’ on a Prayer, Bon Jovi Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet - Livin' on a Prayer

A great song to end the night with, because you will scream it out whether you know the words or not

So please, this Thursday-Friday-Saturday/any day of the week ending with “ay”… Get down & dirty like it’s your birthday, because I know Kelli and I will.

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an outgoing, freckle-faced Public Relations student born in CT but currently living in New York. She appreciates True Religion jeans, vodka, Sienna Miller's style and late nights out on the town. Current obsessions? The Feed the Animals album by Girl Talk and Marc Jacobs' Bruna Shoulder Bag.

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