The Struggle is Real for Tall People

tall people problems
Written by Gary


Being tall isn’t all its cracked up to be.

tall people problems

Tall people always become impromptu baggage handlers on on airplanes.

Although I always secretly dreamed of being 6 feet tall, I am pretty happy with being 5’11”, since it’s on the tall end of average height for most males, and males are what I sleep with. That being said, short people and tall people have to face an entire litany of problems that average sized people will never know. Most people think that the taller you are, the better, but I happen to know that being tall isn’t always a blessing. For one, you will never know what it’s like to be the baby spoon, and being the baby spoon is one of the best things in life.

So for all the bean-poles out there, I want you to know I feel your pain. The people in these pics do, too.

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tall people problems

Awkward hugs.

tall people problems

The back of the photo is the only place you fit.

tall people problems

Normal size appliances just aren’t tall enough.

tall people problems

Selfies with short people are almost impossible.

tall people problems

Showerheads are always the perfect size…to wash your balls.

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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